January 2010
5 posts
“Don’t waste your time worrying if people are talking about you, you...”
“Don’t ever let a guy build you up with his words, because the higher you...”
December 2009
67 posts
TOLONG
Gue baru pulang abis nonton Alvin and The Chipmunks 2 di Citos, nyampe rumah duduk di sofa atas, ruang keluarga, atas.
Bapak gue duduk dengan antengnya. Tiba-tiba, beliau mengeluarkan Baygon.
Yak memang Bapak gue suka sebel sama nyamuk, segala macem cara dia coba deh buat memusnahkan binatang yang bernama nyamuk. Mulai dari Baygon cair, Baygon yang unyeng-unyeng itu, raket nyamuk dari yang...
“I will never know who is a good guy, if I never met a bastard. Well, hello...”
“Just once, when i say ‘Oh, I’m fine’ I want someone to look me...”
“Logika katakan satu tambah satu itu dua, #cinta mengatakan satu tambah satu itu...”
– Part time lover and a full time friend, Akbar Badriansyah
Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to...
rfmadina:
anastasiaratna:
nonamanissiapayangpunya:
fri-die:
awh, thats uber cuute (:
Girl: We're best friends right?
Boy: Yes, of course.
Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like?
Boy: No one. I love someone.
Girl: Ohh, she must be very lucky.
Boy: Definately. I've loved her ever since I met her.
Girl: Really? Well, since we're best friends, I wanna meet her. Go call her.
Boy: Oh okay.
*Boy takes out his phone, dials her number and phones her*
Girl: Wait, hold on I think I'm getting a call.
*Answers the phone*
Girl: Hello?
Boy: I love you.
WE ARE FINE FOR CRAZY DORKS
Michiko Puteri: Bayi lagi apa?
Akbar Badriansyah: Ngedit foto
Akbar Badriansyah: Eh belajar ngedit foto deng
Michiko Puteri: Alah kaya bs aja
Akbar Badriansyah: Ya makanya belajaar
Akbar Badriansyah: Hahaha
Akbar Badriansyah: Gua kan ngerti dikit basicnya moto
Akbar Badriansyah: Kalo ga bisa ngedit ya sama
Akbar Badriansyah: And you, dearly girl, watcha doing?
Michiko Puteri: Mijet2 kaki
Michiko Puteri: Pegel banget
Akbar Badriansyah: Mau ga jadi nonton?
Akbar Badriansyah: Kasian elonyaaa
Michiko Puteri: Gacauu
Michiko Puteri: Emang pegel ngaruh pas ntn?
Michiko Puteri: Hahahahaa bayi lucuu
Akbar Badriansyah: Kok elo makin freak?
Akbar Badriansyah: Apaan?
Michiko Puteri: Apanya yang frik?
Akbar Badriansyah: Gua lucu dimane?
Michiko Puteri: Hahaha
Michiko Puteri: Lucuu
Michiko Puteri: Cubit!
Akbar Badriansyah: (Menghindar)
Michiko Puteri: (Kena)
Michiko Puteri: --harusnya saat ini lo lagi kesakitan
Michiko Puteri: Bilang au!
Akbar Badriansyah: (Gak kena)
Akbar Badriansyah: Aduh
Akbar Badriansyah: Sumpah ya
Michiko Puteri: I said au, not aduh
Michiko Puteri: Salah, ulang
Michiko Puteri: Cubit!
Akbar Badriansyah: (Menghindar)
Akbar Badriansyah: Cara ngesave
Michiko Puteri: Hih bayi bodoh
Michiko Puteri: Mana kesakitannyaaaa
Michiko Puteri: Bilang auu
Akbar Badriansyah: Kan yang kedua ga kena
Akbar Badriansyah: Gua sukses menghindar
Akbar Badriansyah: Terus sekarang gua nusuk ketek lo!
Akbar Badriansyah: (Mencium jari)
Akbar Badriansyah: (Bau)
Akbar Badriansyah: (Tertawa)
Michiko Puteri: Ah kenapa pacar gue frik banget sih
Michiko Puteri: Tap tap tap (berjalan meninggalkan pacar)
Akbar Badriansyah: (Cengo)
Akbar Badriansyah: (Mengumpat: bbm anjing nih lemot)
Michiko Puteri: Kita kok freak banget ya bar?
Michiko Puteri: Ah sedih gue
Akbar Badriansyah: Ngga kok
Akbar Badriansyah: We are fine for crazy dorks
Akbar Badriansyah: Just fine
Michiko Puteri: I'm not dorks
Michiko Puteri: You are
Michiko Puteri: Elo yang gundul
Michiko Puteri: Jangan bawa2 gue
Akbar Badriansyah: Wah parah mulai rasis
Akbar Badriansyah: EMANG COWO BOTAK DOSA?
Akbar Badriansyah: JAWAB HEH
Michiko Puteri: HEH
Michiko Puteri: SANTAI NJA
Michiko Puteri: LO BS SANTAI GAK SIH
Michiko Puteri: DOSA
Akbar Badriansyah: GUA SANTAI KOK
Akbar Badriansyah: MAAF YA
Akbar Badriansyah: CAPS LOCKNYA RUSAK
Akbar Badriansyah: Hahaha
Akbar Badriansyah: Moron nyet
“Beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad, but it’s what’s in...”
SOMEWHERE
OVER
THE
RAINBOW
Yah pasti tumblarity gue turun.
“Just because you were happy with him doesn’t mean you can’t be happy...”
“Never put everything into one person, because when they leave, you?ll have...”
“Semua terekam, tak pernah mati.”
“Cowo itu yang bisa dipegang cuma janjinya doang, kalo janji aja gabisa, gimana...”
– Akbar Badriansyah
Tabel Hidup Acho
Kalau gue pulang ke Bandung:
Nangis->makan->anteng->tidur->sampe bandung->lupa tadi kenapa
— Oleh Indra Budi Rahmanto
Hahahaa menghibur be, makasih yaa..
“Bayang-bayang itu tidak akan pernah hilang, tidak akan pernah tertelan oleh...”
“Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to go back...”
– John Ed Pearce
“Having fun without you is useless, I’ll only serve myself an f and an n.”
– Akbar Badriansyah
“I trust that everything happens for a reason, even when we’re not wise...”
– Oprah Winfrey
“We walk through hell. But it’ll be alright because we are together.”
– Anonymous
“Aduh, hari Senin UAS ya.”
“Life’s too short to not experience the madness of love.”